Drama isn't just for girls

My litte Brayden is so dramatic. If he doesn't go into drama, I will be surprised. The other day he got hurt because he was standing against something that fell and he fell too. He ran downstairs and said, "I hate myself". He got that from his sister. Anyway, I told him that he should never say that about himself and how wonderful he is. He went to his room and I could hear him saying, "It's all my fault, I'm sorry me, I'm sorry Brayden, I'm sorry Brayden Ward. If I hadn't been standing there you wouldn't have gotten hurt." He had such a dramatic tone in his voice that I couldn't help but bust out laughing.
Yesterday, Landon hit him in the stomach and he told me I had to take him to the hospital. I picked him up and carried him downstairs to the couch and gave him a pretend shot and gave him "CPR" that results in my tickling. He said, "No, mom, really, we need to go to the REAL hospital." I told him I didn't think he needed the real hospital and that he would recover. Well then he burst out into, "You don't want me to live, you just want me to die!" Followed by, "I don't have a mommy, someone forgot to give me one, I have a killing machine who wants to kill me. You're just a killing machine!"
He makes me laugh!